Scotchy scotch scotch

I like scotch. Scratch that, I love scotch. It’s a smooth, smokey, earth taste that sends a chill down my spin and I fell a golden glow in my stomach (ew, that last sounded a little urine-y). Of course though, a good bottle of single malt starts around $50-60. Now if you have a decent paying job, it’s affordable, if you work retail, not so much. Every finger I pour pains me as I watch the level drop in the bottle. But it’s okay cuz the rarer the thing is, the more grateful we are. Like my boy Bill Shakes said, “…when they seldom come, they wish’d for come, And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.”